06.15.14 { Father’s Day }

Standard post by admin on June 16, 2014
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For you, for Father’s Day, we are going to locate all missing sippy cups, ban battery operated toys, and enforce naptime.”

“BEST. DAY. EVER!!!!!!!”

06.13.14 { Sweet Talk }

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“Sweetheart, you and the kids have been in the same clothes for four days.”

“I’ve decided to embrace Minimalism.”

“Avoiding laundry again, I see.”

“We’re gonna need a case of deodorant…”

“I’m pretty sure Minimalists still bathe regularly.”

“…or maybe just one giant Yankee Candle….”

05.25.14 { Bedtime }

Standard post by admin on May 26, 2014
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 “Do you think this will cause long-term psychological damage?”

“They’ll be fine.”

“I meant TO ME.”

05.18.14 { Whole30 }

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“This month I gave up grains, dairy, and processed sugar.”

“That’s great…. This month I gave up vacuuming, recycling and plucking my eyebrows.”

05.11.14 { Mother’s Day }

Standard post by admin on May 10, 2014
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“Don’t worry, man, it gets easier. All my wife asked for this year was a shower and five minutes of peace.”